Heh, microwaved omelets is when you put the beaten egg in a microwave safe bowl and pop it in for a few minutes. Admittedly, it does not measure up to a real stove-top omelet, but for purposes of "crap, I'm late but I need to pack a lunch and I only have eggs and bread", it makes for a very quick very handy sandwich with minimal washing. Given that I have cooked pork chops in the microwave, there is little that I won't do for expediency's sake. Rest assured, I don't do it often, in case you're grieving for my stomach :P