mission report?

So if I were to, hypothetically, make a mission report through photographic evidence etc, what might the mission involve? No aliens made them do it scenarios please, and maybe less of people growing wings or turning into the other gender, but more coming across something interesting/wild/wacky/really freaking weird. No promises about actual completion, but am thinking about it and some suggestions might be inspiring.

I think I am suffering from astridv envy, her original alien creatures are awesome and I wish I could think these up. Go check out this awesome picture for the flashfic 'ways to die' challenge (fear not, only multiple MALPs die). All the scenarios are interesting and her original wacky beasts are wonderful, like in this (non-SGA but well worth seeing) post.